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Dear Diary,
All my wearable office wear were piling on the laundry basket. So, I was left staring at my old yellow kebaya hanging in the closet. I had no other choice.

Eep! Who is that fat old woman staring back in the mirror? Oh my gawd, just look at the bulge on her stomach. Her hip. Her butt. Horrible.

She needs liposuction. Major need.

Hope she remembers not to look at the mirror in the office toilet. People would get shocked hearing a mad woman shrieking out of sudden.